Prepare yourselves Younglings. For today you can learn to battle the darkside.
You have been chosen!
But first we must train you in the proper use of a training lightsaber
Yes cut for the groin area that will disarm him.
(From a certain point of view)
Cut to the head.
Welcome to the Gun Show!
Now that is how you make an entrance
"I picked the wrong week to stop smoking" Vader says
"That's what I'm talking about" says Vader
"Brave these younglings are" says Yoda
Jedi can be pushy sometimes
"You said what about my momma" Vader Says
"Done well you have says Yoda"